Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Laylaisms - The Holiday Edition

“Santa doesn’t eat!”

Sure he does.

“No, he just has a big beard!”

Well he has a mouth under his mustache and beard.



“Stop it, Eddie cat! Stop it right now!”

What’s he doing wrong Layla?

“He’s behind our Christmas tree trying to eat that tinkle bell!”


*In the car listening to the lyrics of Christmas songs very closely…*

“Oh no!”

What is it?

“He doesn’t bring movies!”

What? Who?

“I asked for Surfs Up and Santa doesn’t bring movies! It only says toys!”


*In the car after getting a picture with Santa.*

“He had fur.”

On his suit?

“No, on his face. There was fur.”

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