“Santa doesn’t eat!”
Sure he does.
“No, he just has a big beard!”
Well he has a mouth under his mustache and beard.
“Stop it, Eddie cat! Stop it right now!”
What’s he doing wrong Layla?
“He’s behind our Christmas tree trying to eat that tinkle bell!”
*In the car listening to the lyrics of Christmas songs very closely…*
What is it?
“He doesn’t bring movies!”
“I asked for Surfs Up and Santa doesn’t bring movies! It only says toys!”
*In the car after getting a picture with Santa.*
“He had fur.”
On his suit?
“No, on his face. There was fur.”