*Pokes head in bathroom door*
Hi, can I help you?
“Ummm…Just wanted you to remember I love you.”
*While I was showering*
“Don’t forget to wash behind your ears.”
*Hand puppet peeks around corner at me*
“Willis! What you talkin’ ’bout?!”
*I walk into her room to see her sipping water from a plastic wine glass from her play kitchen.*
“Sink water tastes better.”
After pushing her friend at the playground resulting in him crying.
Layla! We do not push people!
“I didn’t know he was a baby!”